June 14, 2016
Today was a bad day. In English class, Ms. Acapella yelled at me in front of the whole class because of an incident with a noodle and a girl named Saradna. I mean, I didn’t really think she’d believe me when I told her that it was a worm. I ate it! That did not end well.
And then in Math, Mr. Walters handed me back my test that I took a week ago. I got a D-! We went over the test after and the whole time, Mr. Walters looked at me as if I was the only kid who ever had a D- in his class. I mean, Brian is so dense, I would be surprised he could spell his own name, let alone get a better score than a D-.
Speaking of Brian, today he pantsed me in the hallway on my way to Social Studies. My pants went down to my ankles! My ankles! Everyone was watching